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Just your typical fangirl

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fucktheworld12321:

twigwise:

hartosexuals-mdk:

Mae Martin is the best! :)

Please do not laminate your queers

Love.this.

idrials:

whenever i feel sad, i remember that thorin oakenshield named his pony minty, and then i don’t feel sad anymore

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

thefangirltiredofwaiting:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

oh my god

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for July 29th!   AAAAAA PAPER MARIO STUFF

plastic-knives-and-forks:

superpunch2:

Black Ghost sculpture in Klaipeda, Lithuania by S. Plotnikovas and S. Jurkus.

OH MY GOD THATS MY CITY THATS WHERE I WAS BORN AND GREW UP IN AND STILL LIVE THERE when im not in uk

and yeah it has this sick as hell statue, the city authorities are putting money towards erecting various statues around the old part of the city to make it more interesting and all, along with general reconstruction and all 

also the bridge you see behind it spins to make way for yachts (instead of raising)